Thursday, August 18, 2011

The Birds and The Bees...

The following conversation took place no more than 10 minutes ago, and I had to document it as soon as possible, before I forgot...
Ryan and I were driving by the apartment Tim and I lived in prior to the house we live in now.  We were engaged and married in that apartment, but we didn't have Ryan until we moved to this house...

Me: Ryan, that is where Daddy and I used to live
Ryan: You did?  Was I in your belly then?
Me: No, you were not born yet or in my belly
Ryan: Where was I then? I wasn't born - I was dead?
Me: No, you were not dead.  You just were not made yet.
Ryan: Made? You MAKE people?? How do you do that?
Me: (starting to realize I chose the wrong words) Um...you just do
Ryan: You painted my skin?
Me: No...
Ryan" You put my head on and put me all together?
Me: Um, no....
Ryan: Well then how did you MAKE me?
Me: (holding back laughter) Um....Why don't you ask Daddy that question when we get home...

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