Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Birds and the Bees...Take 2

The questions just keep on comin'....

Ryan: "How did I come out of your belly?"
Me: (Stalling) "Umm...what do you mean?"
Ryan: "How did I get out of your belly?  Did your body crack?"
Me: "No...you came out through a hole"
Ryan: (Looking at my upper body and down my tank top) "There?" (pointing to cleavage)
Me: "No, lower down."
Ryan: (not satisfied and starting to look closer at my belly and shorts) "Where?"
me: "never mind.  Um, do you want to go to the playground?" (Distractions - works every time!)

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